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Battle Smurf for acting BPG CEO 2019

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Battle Smurf, Dec 23, 2018.

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Make Battle Smurf acting BPG CEO for Q1 2019?

Poll closed Mar 23, 2019.
  1. YES, he unironically might make Darkfall GREAT AGAIN

    27.5%
  2. NO!

    72.5%
  1. Battle Smurf

    Battle Smurf Oak Lord
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    Give me full control of BPG as acting CEO for 3 months and I'll be RoA's Donald Trump...

    Have this game fixed and on the upswing, under budget and ahead of schedule.

    5k concurrent players minimum (that actually STAY long term) by early Q2 2019 guaranteed, then retire.

    And like Trump you don't even have to pay me, I'll do it just for ego.

    If I fail I'll donate $5,000 to the Developers salaries and take all the blame


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    Kilset Black Knight
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  3. Battle Smurf

    Battle Smurf Oak Lord
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  4. Mea Kulpa

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    I vote "C".

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  5. Oresmacker

    Oresmacker Obsidian Golem
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    I vote to log in
     
  6. Dum Dum

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  7. Copperfield

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    arent you a new dawn guy?

    your in the wrong forums m8
     
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  8. Battle Smurf

    Battle Smurf Oak Lord
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    I offered those cheese eating surrender monkeys over at New Dawn the same deal in early 2016 and they arrogantly declined (and even ignored my advice on server location, monetization, in game economy, marketing ect)...

    Now go look what happened to them and their forums

    Uber and BPG do not know how to win, I WILL TEACH THEM!
     
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  9. White Mamba

    White Mamba Goblin Warlord

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    Smurf
    Smurf is smarter than all of you... togheter.
     
  10. Neilk

    Neilk Web Development & System Admin
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  11. helgrik

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    What harm could he do?

    BPG made some controversial changes already like removing racial wars. Fresh eyes can do some good. He has quite possibly the most dedication to darkfall out of anyone out there.

    I was once in espenhal and saw him getting bindstone camped so I gave him a bluetail and he escaped.

    BPG, most would log out after getting bindstone camped, not smurf.

    Give smurf a chance.
     
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  12. MaxiHori

    MaxiHori Windlord

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    Nothing would change, we would end up with another wish list for santa claus like this: https://forums.riseofagon.com/threads/discussion-prioritizing-a-freemium-release.18234/

    Without a professional knowledge you cannot make any cost-effective decision cause you can't estimate the required effort for different things that you could implement.
    That's why you never see any ETA on anything. At that point all decisions weight the same and you can even let the community itself drive the project. All there will be left are a list of empty promises and big unrealistic plans.
     
  13. kinglear

    kinglear Black Knight

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    guys, this is a ploy to redirect our anger at bpg at battlesmurf, do not falter!

    bpg sucks eggs!!!
     
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  14. GrimReapiN

    GrimReapiN Varangian Warthane
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    Iz this an icon that says "hmmm" or "the fuckin doors that way"

    Either way, unprofessional and you should be ashamed.

    J/k, i figured someone had to bitch lel
     
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  15. Lexendros

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    Hard no.
     
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  16. Corvus_Glaive

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    Controlled all three branches of the government, had to shut down the government three times in one year for financing problems, stocks down, S&P down, fed jacked the rate up again, I mean so much winning........

    Nice to see your the hated aspergers poster here as well smurf.
     
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  17. JEDIMind

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    I think LBS could pull it off.
    Really anyone could pull it off if they had money to hire tons of minion coders that could do changes right/fast.
     
  18. Rimamok

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    If you build a wall to keep the filthy casuals out, will you make them pay for it too? Fucking rapists.

    I’m sorry, WAY too many memes to choose from here. I feel like a kid with the Golden Ticket... or a guy at the Bunny Ranch who has his buddy’s credit card.
     
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  19. Corvus_Glaive

    Corvus_Glaive Goblin Scout

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    ^

    Watching these two companies mishandled the Darkfall IP has made me want to do it. Ub3rgames- pushed forward their design idea for the game but zero communication with the community. BPG zero design idea for the game, great community communication. Neither seem to grasp basic cause and effect.
     
  20. Crunchy

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    I’ll help you bro. Just make sure you divert 50% of donation money to my pockets. It will be spent well scouts honor lol
     
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