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Defiance Is Looking For Sac Replacement

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Schnid, May 7, 2019.

  1. Schnid

    Schnid Gravelord
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    Much to our dismay, Sacrillegious has made an abrupt decision to quit the game and there appears to be nothing we can do or say to persuade him to return.

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    Consequently, we are seeking a suitable replacement. Though we have our doubts that we'll be able to replace the irreplaceable, we have compiled a list of prerequisites for potential applicants. If you feel the following criteria applies to you and you are seeking a new home, please reach out to support@findanewsac.com or message Phineas Gage in game.

    Applicants must:

    1) Possess an extremely tenuous grasp of the English language. I'm talking maybe 6-7th grade spelling and grammar tops.

    2) Be prone to spontaneous afk smoke breaks (preferably in the middle of a fight or League game).

    3) Display zero game awareness and have a tendency to be the first to die in large group fights

    4) Have a heart of made of solid gold :sob:

    All applicants must be prepared to be subjected to relentless ridicule and interrogation by our resident sociopath Murk (in-game name "Sacs Sister").

    Thank you,

    Schnid
     
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    #1 Schnid, May 7, 2019
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  2. Hook

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    Who??
     
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  3. Frog

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    He has left a retard shaped hole in our hearts
     
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    Only time can heal the hole in our hearts.
     
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    Sero Gnoll Vilegaunt
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    Poor sac :(
     
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  6. HeganHatsumo

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    poor sac got old on us :(
     
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  7. Kol Taggar

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    WHO AMONGST YEE WILL BE OUR NEW 2H PARRY CHAMPION?
     
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  8. Isaac Clarke

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    5th prereq is keeping pizza night alive
     
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  10. murkweezy

    murkweezy New Member

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    excuse me? keep my name out yo mouth, shitlord.
     
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  11. Kol Taggar

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    fake murk. the new real murk would have you sucking your thumb in the fetal position within about 10 minutes of being in coms.
     
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  12. Schnid

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    I'd gladly swap out our Murk for this Murk.
     
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  13. DeadlyHit

    DeadlyHit Chosen of Khamset
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    cant blame the kid, shits more stale then buggy thinking hes actually good
     
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