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Everyone ranked from alpha to beta

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Obeesho, Nov 23, 2018.

  1. Obeesho

    Obeesho Black Knight
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    So far these players have been ranked:

    rex - alpha lieutenant
    khaoz- alpha boss
    sique - coffee with milk and sugar
    lear - part time alpha boss, part time juul vape boy
    belal - black coffee and whiskey
    magnetic man - juul and craft beer
    obeesho - coffee milk and sugar, vodka soda
    sero - alpha boss during seiges, alpha lieutenant day to day in-game, soy beta cuck at home
    sintan - juul and craft beer
    merleis - coffee with milk and sugar
    yomi - alpha lieutenant
    Rep Tar - juul and craft beer
    turkolu - black coffee and whiskey
    primalist - coffee with milk and sugar
    Bjangie - black coffee and whiskey
    Epik Wang - alpha boss
    John Pinkerton - black coffee and whiskey

    These categories should be self evident as to where they fall on the spectrum.

    Obviously this list is just the start. Everyone needs to be labeled.
     
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  2. Sero

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    Fake news. Don't think you can give me the slippery snek fuqboi!
     
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  3. Yomi Scythetalon

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    Seems accurate to me.
     
  4. Sero

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    I'm leaving you for Sub Zero.
     
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  5. Yomi Scythetalon

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    Excuse me? Do you want me to play with noobstriker Master Sero?
     
  6. Obeesho

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    Listen, I know this list hasn't got much traction. But it's very important. That we list everyone.

    We need to expand the list to people outside reign.

    Who are the alpha bosses of darkfall? Who are the soy beta cucks?

    Don't be afraid to name names. The list must be made.
     
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    I've reported this post.
     
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  8. Sero

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    No :3
     
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    too complicated for my English
     
  10. Obeesho

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    Nonfactor, the question is who is the boss big man of darkfall and who is the little girl boy of darkfall.

    A soy boy cuck means someone who can't drink milk because of allergies and can't please a woman in a way that makes her want to be loyal.

    Makes sense?
     
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    What if they can't drink milk because their lactose intolerant?
     
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    God damn, I sure as SHIT ain't one then.
     
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  13. Obeesho

    Obeesho Black Knight
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    Trying too hard demoted two levels.

    Soy boy beta cuck times two. To the second power.
     
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    Darn!
     
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    def beta
     
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    Can I grease my judgement by saying Obee is #1 battlezone commander??
     
  17. Obeesho

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    I really wish more people would play battlezone combat commander.

    So far its just me and Epik Wang.

    What an awesome game.

    A perfect day would be beating Epik Wang in battlezone and then beating Epik Wang in Darkfall... Sigh...

    See how much fun we have?

     
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    this makes me very happy to be happily married